Food & Drink Snarky Kitchen Towels (10 Styles)

Add a little fun to your kitchen with our quirky kitchen towels! They're sewn and printed by hand in Michigan from 100% unbleached cotton.

Waterinto: "Does anyone know which page of the bible explains how to turn water into wine? Asking for a friend".

Blackjack: " After I'm done snacking, I have to show my hands to the dog like i'm a black jack dealer."

Whatthe: " I just grabbed the milk from the fridge, and i'm pretty sure I heard the wine say, "what the hell?"

Mimosas: " Do mimosas count as a juice cleanse?"

Shedrunk: "Part of me says, I should stop drinking like this, but the other part of my says, don't listen to her she's drunk"

Pretend: "I don't pretend to be anything i'm not. Except sober. I've pretended to be sober a time or two."

Comeback: " Yesterday I quit drinking. But tonite we celebrate my comeback."

Macncheese: "According to this box of mac and cheese i'm a family of four"

Chubby: "I hate it when healthy me does the grocery shopping, because now chubby me needs a snack"

Dieting:" Dieting is easy. It's just like riding a bike. Except the bike is on fire. And the ground is on fire. And everything is on fire. Because you're in hell."

Measurements: approximately 24" x 26"