Funny Neon Sticky Notes (13 Styles)

Brighten up any day with these comical sticky notes! They feature 100 square notes with a side-splitting quote at the top to keep you giggling. 

PENDING PAYMENT: I hate pending payments. Just take it already so I can start the healing process. 

MORE WINE: They should put more wine in a bottle. So there's enough for two people. 

PRETTY RUDE: Pretty rude that it's not Friday, but OK. 

MARGARITA: If you can't remember my name, just say, "Anyone want a margarita?" And I'll definitely turn around.  

LIPGLOSS: Friend: I like your lipgloss. Me: Thanks, it's bacon grease

ROCK & ROLL: I don't want to rock and roll all night anymore. An hour is fine. Two tops. 

DRINK AS IF: Not only do I dance like no one's watching, but I also drink as if I don't have to work in the morning. 

THAT'S CRAZY: After I say, "That's crazy" twice, please wrap up your story. 

PARKING SPOT: I couldn't find a parking spot at my work, so I left. They've got enough people. 

WRONG DAY: I'm fairly certain I seized the wrong day. 

EVERY SINGLE DAY: Every single day there is something to do, and I am sick of it. 

VOODOO DOLL: Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you please take some stuffing out of the stomach part? 

SIGNIER SIGN: Every time the universe sends me a sign, I'm like "OK," but I think I'll wait for a signier sign. 

Dimensions: 3 x 3; 100 sheets each